As a writer I know how painful it is to write a story. Some film writers claim they have written two, three or even ten versions of one story. I envy them. I tried my hand at one.
First version (Comedy)
Mr. Subrao and his wife are preparing to cut vegetables. He is ready with knife, grater, chopper etc.. His wife is ready with cotton, band aid and antiseptic lotion!
Second version (Investigation)
Mr. Subrao went to police station. There are sixteen bruises on his fingers.
“Who is responsible for this dastardly act?” inspector asked.
“My wife”
“What did you do?”
“Cutting vegetables”
Third version (Tragedy)
Mr. Subrao loves work from home. Since he was not employed in a software company, his dream was never fulfilled. He retired. Now he works from kitchen.
Fourth version (Suspense)
”The potato kurma you prepared is awesome dear. It just tastes like non-veg.” Subrao’s wife praised him.
Subrao raised his left hand slowly. The index finger is gone.
Fifth version (Shortest film)
Mr. Subrao posted a video of his cutting the onions on social media with the caption “Why should women have all the tears”. It went viral and became an instant hit.
Sixth version (Success story)
Mr. Subrao wanted to become a writer post retirement. His first book “How to cut fingers without injuring vegetables” was a huge success.
Seventh version (Horror)
Mr. Subrao is now learning to cut vegetables with his toes.
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